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Nobody pays for this
except the people watching.
That's the deal, and it cuts both ways. Refusing sponsors and vendor money is what makes the reviews worth reading — it also means there's no company underwriting any of it. $33,679 of the stream's income has come straight from viewers.
And to be clear about it: you never have to give anything. Watching is genuinely enough. This page is here for the people who've asked how.
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Subscribe, or use your free Prime subThe biggest single source, and Prime subs cost you nothing — Amazon pays for those. If you have Prime and you're not using it on someone, use it here.
Subscribe on Twitch →Patreon
A few dollars a monthThe steadiest money the stream gets, and the reason it can plan more than a month ahead.
Support on Patreon →Ko-fi
One-off, no stringsFor when you don't want a subscription and just want to throw something in the hat.
Send a one-off →Merch
Wear an eggplantShirts, hoodies, and a genuinely excessive number of eggplants. Margins are thin on purpose.
Browse the merch →YouTube
Watch, and stay watchingViews on the long-form reviews genuinely help, and they cost you nothing but time.
Watch on YouTube →Amazon
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Use the Amazon link →Where your money actually goes
Not into his pocket. Everything the stream earns belongs to the company, and it can't be spent on rent, food, or keyboards for himself. It buys cameras, microphones, giveaway hardware, and Thocctober — and it pays the recap team who put the reviews together.
All of it is written down, to the cent, every month. If you want to see exactly what your subscription bought, you can.
Look at the books